Gambling Singapore Online Casino Quiz: Do You Know Your Stuff?

I’m no card shark. I’ll never understand craps and roulette makes me nervous. But I did spend some time in the cage aboard a luxury cruise ship, so I happen to know a thing or two about casinos and casino life.

Whether you’re playing online or on board, the bottom line is still the same: you play to win. And in order to win, you need to know a little bit about the game.

So, pull out a sheet of paper, take out your lucky pen and put yourself to the test. How much do you really know about gambling? Besides, what have you got to lose? (The answers are at the end of the quiz.)

1. Why should you avoid playing until you’re the only one left in the casino?
2. You’ll only piss off the pit boss.
3. Because the ‘lonely guy’ act only works for Steve Martin.
4. Because you don’t really want to go home with the cleaning lady, do you?
5. Because losing is inevitable.

2. What is the Wire Act?
3. A law that now prohibits high wire acts at the circus.
4. A law that threatens to put an end to ‘hot wiring’ cars.
5. An act that prohibits circus publicity stunts, like the one that killed Karl Wallenda of the Flying Wallendas.
6. The Wire Act of 1961 prohibits the use of phone lines or “wire” to place bets in other states. Though, the jury is still out on whether or not this applies to the Internet.

3. If a slot machine is “hot”, what’s going on?
4. It’s probably on fire.
5. There’s something wrong with the circuitry.
6. It’s going through menopause.
7. Lots. This machine is paying out BIG time.

4. You’re playing craps, but the bet is “off.” What does that mean?
5. Like sour milk, this game has expired.
6. The player next to you hasn’t showered in weeks and smells a little ripe.
7. It’s just not right.
8. It means the bet isn’t working, but your money is not at risk.

5. What does RNG stand for?
6. Really Nice Guy.
7. Really Naïve Guy.
8. Roulette’s No Good.
9. Random Number Generator.

6. What is Singapore Online Casino“scared money”?
7. Money that won’t come out at night.
8. Money that is fraught with insecurity.
9. Money that doesn’t answer the phone when it’s home alone.
10. Money that should have gone toward things like rent and food (and NOT gambling).

7. Why do dealers “clean” their hands?
8. To help stop the spread of E. coli bacteria.
9. Because it looks good for the customers.
10. So they don’t mess up the cards.
11. For security reasons; to show the cameras they’re empty-handed.

8. When the casino manager tells the dealer to “take care” of you, what can you expect?
9. To have your head blown off in the alley.
10. To have your ass kicked for being a wise guy.
11. To lose all your money.
12. Free drinks, complimentary meals or a free room.

9. What is the most common casino scam?
10. Free alcohol.
11. Cheating.
12. Cheesy lounge acts.
13. Simple theft.

10. If someone accuses you of being “tight”, what’s wrong with you?
11. You’re not putting out.
12. You’re being cheap.
13. You’re stuck in the ’80s (hey, nice pants!)
14. You’re not taking any risks. And if you were a slot machine, you wouldn’t pay out.

Scoring: for every “a”, “b” and “c” that you’ve marked, give yourself no points. Zero. Nada. For every “d” that you’ve marked, give yourself three big points.

0-9: You suck. Pack up your laptop, disconnect your Internet service and don’t even THINK about stepping into another casino ever again.

10-18: Maybe you should spend a little less time watching other people play and more time watching your own game.

19-27: Practice makes perfect! But keep an eye on your bankroll.

28-30: Go for the gold, my friend. By this time next year, you could be very rich. Cha-ching!